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- Wicket keeper: Puts on gloves and stands back.
- Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest.
- Sensor light: Only works if someone walks past.
- Noodles: Thinks all jobs take 2 minutes.
- Blister: Appears when the hard work is done.
- Showbag: Full of shit.
- Lantern: Not very bright and has to be carried.
- Deck Chair: Always folds under pressure.
- Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else.
- G-spot: You can never find him.
- Bushranger: Holds everyone up.
- Wheelbarrow: Only works when he’s pushed.
- Limo: Carries about 8 people.
- Cordless: Charges all night but only works for 2 hours.
- KitKat: Always having a break.
- Butter Knife: Not the sharpest tool in the box.
- Justin: Does justinuff to not get fired.
- Birthday Cake: Cuz everyone got a piece.
- ET: Just wants to go home.
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