Michael Jackson Death Jokes (you’ve been warned!!!)

Some mourn his death, some celebrate his life with jokes, others bitch about how others are mourning and some just don’t give a shuka-chuka. Whatever the case we all know who he was, is and forever will be! This is all in good humor and more like a one for the road of what Michael must have become so used to in his last decade or more. Plus like cousin Viv said ‘The real MJ has been dead a long time, this dude was just his corpse walking around trying to be who he was……’

Paras bit: What I’m waiting for is to see how many diehard fans take their lives coz of this and how many gonna kick up static for ticket refunds. Personally I loved the dude, he was one of my heroes, I wish he’d fiddled me ;o) and I’m bored of this hypocrisy of ‘oh he’s dead wah wah wah’. Mostly coz the same people were still laughing away at jokes or didn’t really do anything to stand up for him and now all of a sudden… I’m his mascot and shlack! Oh and I wish I could achieve even half his freak status ;o) Anyway enjoy the jokes… thanx for the contributions folks.

– Michael jackson passed away this mornin. Authorities have released a statement saying that they’ll melt his body down n make plastic toys so that the kids can play with him for a change! – from Dhiren Vaghela

– Q why did mj never carry any cash? A he always had enough plastic on him! – from Aally Valli.

– Wats common between MJ and GTV?? advance payments let you down!! – from Haider Adamjee

– His last will was to to be cremated and his ashes put in an etch and sketch so that kids can still play with his knob. – from Shiv Mandavia

– Apparently MJs cardiac arrest was brought about when he found out that boyz 2 men were a boy band and not a delivery service. – from Navjit

From Viv
– What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

– Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT. He has been found in the Children’s Ward having a STROKE.

– Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or creamated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

From Pooja Vasani
– MJ has just died & to commemorate his musical achievements Mcdonalds have released the “McJackson Burger”…….Its a 50 year old piece of Albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

– MJ on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of CocoPops, so he could then at least have the feeling of going through a 10yr old @ss one more time.

– Now that MJ has passed it means that McCauley Caulkin has truly been left at home alone.

– Michael Jackson has died of cardiac arrest. Apparently it’s his first arrest not relating to children.

– What’s 8 inches long and totally useless? Front row tickets to Michael Jackson’s comeback tour.

– FBI raided his house. Found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the bathroom, and class 5c who went missing weeks ago in his bedroom.

– I hear they have already done the autopsy on Michael’s body and they have ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times and are now just blaming it on the boogie.

Happy Emancipation Michael